April 2011
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Welp.
Just to make it official: More tomorrow - it’s been an exhausting two weeks of playoff hockey and I haven’t quite wrapped my head around the results. Let’s just say I have never been prouder of the Hawks for proving the doubters wrong and fighting to the very end. Oh and that Vancouver has only reinforced the fact that they’re a bunch of classless, crybaby assbags. Have...
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LEMMINGS
WE LOST GAME ONE! EVERYONE, TO THE CLIFFS! Seriously folks. Anyone who’s watched any amount of sports knows that losing a game one in a seven game series is not the end of the world. Ask the 2004 Boston Red Sox. I’d tell you to ask the 2010 Philadelphia Flyers, but I’m afraid Zdeno Chara may check you into a turnbuckle if you do Does this mean I don’t wish the Hawks would...
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Let's Laugh At My Predictions & Then Make Some New...
First off, let me apologize for my absence the last couple of months. I have no real excuse besides the fact I’m lazy and it is much less enjoyable to write about your team when they’re kinda stinky. Most of my time has been focused as of late on my Flickr account - I still have well over 500 photos to go through from our trip to Vegas last month (not to mention IceHogs, Cubs &...
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Game 82, Heart Palpitations & $43.78
They say playing sports are good for the heart. They never mention that watching sports can induce labor, cardiac arrest and an extreme bout of manic depression. In stark contrast to last year, the Blackhawks’ dreams of actively defending their Stanley Cup came down to one point in one game. All they had to do was gain a point in yesterday’s tilt with Red Wings and they were in - maybe...
